North of Jewfish Creek
Wednesday, 9:00 a.m.
Friend & Subscriber,
night I gave a teleseminar that lasted 2 hours and 10 minutes.
This teleseminar was set up by Internet copywriters Michael Fortin
and Peter Stone.
have spent nearly the entire day reading rave messages that were
e-mailed to me about the wonderfulness of my teleseminar.
was an exciting teleseminar, if I do say so myself. One of the
things I told the attendees is, if they would provide me with
their snail mail address (and preferably include their phone and
fax numbers) I would send them a metal object that would enable
them to triple their website profits.
you have a website, I want for you to be able to triple your profits
also... so... I guess I better tell you what it's all about: Look,
if you have a website with regular readers, you should consider
your first goal to be to get those readers to send you their snail
mail address. Here's why: If you send a sales message via e-mail
to 10,000 people... and then... you send that same sales message
to those same 10,000 people via snail mail, the snail mail sales
pitch will deliver a minimum of 20 times the orders that were
generated by the e-mail pitch.
your first task is to get the snail mail addresses from all the
people who are reading your website copy for whom, right now,
you only have their e-mail address. How do you do this? Guru Gary
is about to enlighten you.
you do is you make an irresistible offer to send those people
something 100% free (and extremely valuable) that cannot be delivered
over the Internet. And, right now, at least, you cannot deliver
a metal object via the 'Net. If somebody wants you to send them
a metal object, they are going to have to give you their snail
just learned the most valuable secret you will ever learn about
increasing website profits. Let me pound it into your head...
Those People Give You Their Snail Mail Addresses!
want to know what the small metal object I'm going to send those
people is? You do? Good. Then I'll tell you...
like much, does it? But that penny... when you know how to use
it... can make you millions of dollars.
I beg you, pray
let me explain: That penny is going to be attached to the first
page of a sales letter, right at the top of the letter. It is
one of the best "grabbers" you can use. A "grabber"
by Guru Gary's definition, is something you attach to the first
page of your sales letter that grabs your reader's attention...
which leads him into reading the rest of the letter... which in
turn makes him grab his wallet in a rush to cross your
palm with silver.
All of the people
who sent me their snail mail address are going to learn two extremely
important things: The first, as we've already discussed, is anybody
with a website should consider it a priority to get the snail
mail addresses of all of his readers.
The second thing
is, if he sends those people a sales letter using a penny as a
grabber, he is going to get those people's undivided attention
and he's also going to make 20 times (at least) as many sales
from that snail mail letter as he would have made from an e-mail
By the way,
I want to tell you what I am going to try to get all of these
people (and you) to buy. It is the audio tapes of the best copywriting
seminar I've ever given. Which means, of course, it's the tapes
of the best copywriting seminar ever given by anybody. I want
to tell you how strongly I feel about these audio tapes.
If I were dying
and I could only give one of my children (or someone else I love)
only one item that would ensure they could have a hugely successful
life (financially speaking) it would be these tapes. They are
better and more informative and more valuable than the tapes of
any seminar I have ever given. And conceitedly, I think they contain
more valuable info about direct marketing than anybody has ever
delivered in any form whatsoever.
If you want
to make millions of dollars in direct marketing, THIS is the educational
material that will get you to that goal... faster and more assuredly
than anything else in the world.
You ought to
at least read my sales letter that describes these seminar tapes.
Hell, even if you don't buy the tapes, the letter will be an extremely
valuable addition to your "swipe file". Want me to send
you the letter? The letter I'm sending everybody who was on my
teleseminar conference call last night? If so, I gotta have your
snail mail address. The way to get it to me is to send it to Roxanne@TheGaryHalbertLetter.com.
Send me your
snail mail address (and hopefully your phone and fax number) and
I'll send you in return perhaps the best sales letter ever written
which will offer you a chance to buy the best direct response
marketing product ever created.
If you don't
send me your snail mail address, you should be taken out and shot.
You will be foregoing the best chance you will ever have to get
a killer education that can lead you to wealth beyond your wildest
Do it or don't
do it. It's actually a litmus test that will tell you who you
really are. If you send me your snail mail address, you are going
to have a chance to get a direct marketing education superior
to anything else ever created If you don't send me your snail
mail address, chances are you will continue to be a sniveling,
poverty-ridden loser who will never know what it's like to truly
live a life of bliss.
It's up to you
Gary C. Halbert
send your snail mail info with your phone and
fax numbers to Roxanne@TheGaryHalbertLetter.com.
By the way,
you're a true Dummy if you don't do it RIGHT
THIS VERY SECOND!
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