I'm not absolutely positive about this but, I
think Gary Bencivenga told me the ad you are about to read
is the best ad he has ever read.
For sure, it is the most successful ad I
ever created. Why? Because...
It Fetched Me Something
Far More Valuable
Than Mere Money!
It fetched me a plethora of drop-dead,
scorchingly-hot women from Los Angeles, London, and even the
Bahamas! These women were not only gorgeous, they
were intelligent, sensitive and had an outstanding sense of
humor. And, after reading my ad, they were ALL (and I still
can't believe it) competing to be my girlfriend.
Once upon a time, I thought going to my
mailbox and finding 20,000 checks in a single day was the
thrill of a lifetime.
But, I tell you what: The experience
of receiving all those checks didn't even fractionally compare to the
thrill of going to
my mailbox in Los Angeles and picking up dozens and dozens
of letters and photographs (and sometimes audio
cassettes)... every day...
From Hot, Sexy Women Who
Were "Pitching" Themselves
Anyway, what you are about to read is the
text of a full-page ad that appeared in a popular
newspaper in the Los Angeles area.
And like I said at the onset of this
newsletter, this ad is what some people (including
myself) consider the best piece of advertising ever written.
You have to have Adobe Acrobat Reader to read this ad. Just
click on the link below and away you go!
OK, now that you've read what is perhaps the
most outstanding advertisement ever written, I want you to
e-mail me at
NoSexGary@aol.com and tell me WHY you think this
ad was so successful. HINT: It's the same thing that made
the letter for the Eye Surgery Centers of Tennessee so
successful... and... it has more in common (more than you
would ever guess) with the writing contained in "A Valentine
So e-mail me (NoSexGary@aol.com)
and tell me your thoughts as to why each of these three
pieces of writing are so exemplary. In return, my next
newsletter will contain a detailed explanation of the REAL reason each of these pieces of writing are so
I'll post that newsletter right after I
return from Costa Rica (I'm leaving on July 4 for a week).
Then, all of you who so devotedly read this newsletter will
be rewarded with some wisdom that can indeed...
Gary C. Halbert