|
From:
North of Jewfish Creek
Dear Friend & Subscriber,
Yesterday I had a "killer idea" about how I
can help many of my subscribers make a great deal of money.
You know when this idea occurred to me? I
swear to God it happened right in the middle while...
I Was Having A Root Canal
There I was, for two solid hours, with a
small Puerto Rican person of the feminine persuasion
constantly poking and scraping inside my mouth with very
sharp steel objects... and... what pops into my mind is this
idea.
Listen: I'm going to have a seminar. This
seminar is going to be very different from any seminar I
have ever given. Or anybody else has ever given for that
matter. There is only going to be one speaker (me) at this
seminar. And this seminar is going to be cheap enough for
any of you who are not on welfare to attend.
Yes, at this seminar you will learn quite a
bit about copywriting. But that's NOT the BIG thing. The BIG
thing is, I am going to teach you exactly what you have
to know besides writing copy to make your fortune in direct
marketing.
Not only am I going to do that, I am going
to have a tiny handful of people at that seminar who can
help you (if you need it) to
finance your project, take care of
your merchant account needs, print and do the lettershop
work, set you up with phone answering services and
fulfillment houses,
etc.
Plus, at this seminar, I am going to
deal with every attendee PERSONALLY
and give each of them EXACT instructions on what they
need to do if they want to be wealthy.
I'll give you a lot more information about
this seminar later on. But right now, I want to tell you a
few things... and...
I Need Feedback From My Readers!
First of all, I've already decided I want to
have my seminar in either Miami or Orlando, Florida... or
Phoenix, Arizona... or Los Angeles, California.
Secondly, I'm thinking it is going to start
on either Friday, December 2 or Friday, December 9, and
continue through the weekend.
But, my assistant Theresa, said when I gave
the dates of previous seminars, many of you said you would
rather come during the week (as opposed to a weekend). So if
that's true, I will adjust the dates. But the seminar
will still be within that time frame (3-days in December).
Here Is What I Am Asking You To Do:
1) If you even think you might be interested
in attending this seminar, I want you to email me right away
at NoSexGary@aol.com.
2) In that email, tell me which city you
would prefer the seminar be held. The only options are:
Miami, Florida; Orlando, Florida; Phoenix, Arizona; or Los
Angeles, California.
3) Tell me which Friday you prefer I start
the seminar. The two choices are either December 2 or
December 9.
4) And finally, tell me if you would rather
attend my seminar if it was in the middle of the week
(Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday) as opposed to a weekend
(Friday, Saturday and Sunday).
I need your response
RIGHT AWAY
because we have to book the hotel early or there will be no
vacancies for us.
Please do me this small favor. Just send me
a really short email (at
NoSexGary@aol.com)
with the name of the city and the dates
you prefer. By the way, sending me this email does NOT
obligate you in any way to actually attend the seminar. I'm
going to use it for planning purposes only.
My next newsletter will be much longer than
this one. It will contain a very valuable marketing lesson.
But right now, because of the root canal I had yesterday, I
have an excuse to curl up into a fetal position for a couple
days and suck as much pity as I can from everybody near me.
Thanks for your prompt reply to this
request.
| |
Sincerely, |
| |
 |
| |
Gary C. Halbert
|
P.S. If you want to send me some kind words offering your
condolences for the horrible, almost unbearable pain I
endured yesterday, I would appreciate that also.
I'll be back at you within the next two weeks with a
"killer" long copy marketing lesson. But for now, I'm going
to take this opportunity to do some world-class sulking.
Peace.
Copyright © 2005 Gary C. Halbert. All Rights
Reserved. |