North of Jewfish Creek
Dear Friend & Subscriber,
Yesterday I had a "killer idea" about how I
can help many of my subscribers make a great deal of money.
You know when this idea occurred to me? I
swear to God it happened right in the middle while...
I Was Having A Root Canal
There I was, for two solid hours, with a
small Puerto Rican person of the feminine persuasion
constantly poking and scraping inside my mouth with very
sharp steel objects... and... what pops into my mind is this
Listen: I'm going to have a seminar. This
seminar is going to be very different from any seminar I
have ever given. Or anybody else has ever given for that
matter. There is only going to be one speaker (me) at this
seminar. And this seminar is going to be cheap enough for
any of you who are not on welfare to attend.
Yes, at this seminar you will learn quite a
bit about copywriting. But that's NOT the BIG thing. The BIG
thing is, I am going to teach you exactly what you have
to know besides writing copy to make your fortune in direct
Not only am I going to do that, I am going
to have a tiny handful of people at that seminar who can
help you (if you need it) to
finance your project, take care of
your merchant account needs, print and do the lettershop
work, set you up with phone answering services and
Plus, at this seminar, I am going to
deal with every attendee PERSONALLY
and give each of them EXACT instructions on what they
need to do if they want to be wealthy.
I'll give you a lot more information about this
seminar later on. But right now, I want to tell you a few things...
I Need Feedback From My Readers!
First of all, I've already decided I want to have
my seminar in either Miami or Orlando, Florida... or Phoenix,
Arizona... or Los Angeles, California.
Secondly, I'm thinking it is going to start on
either Friday, December 2 or Friday, December 9, and continue
through the weekend.
But, my assistant Theresa, said when I gave the
dates of previous seminars, many of you said you would rather
come during the week (as opposed to a weekend). So if that's
true, I will adjust the dates. But the seminar will still
be within that time frame (3-days in December).
Here Is What I Am Asking You To Do:
If you even think you might be interested in attending this
seminar, I want you to email me right away at firstname.lastname@example.org
In that email, tell me which city you would prefer the seminar
be held. The only options are: Miami, Florida; Orlando, Florida;
Phoenix, Arizona; or Los Angeles, California.
Tell me which Friday you prefer I start the seminar. The two
choices are either December 2 or December 9.
And finally, tell me if you would rather attend my seminar if
it was in the middle of the week (Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday)
as opposed to a weekend (Friday, Saturday and Sunday).
I need your response
because we have to book the hotel early or there will be no
vacancies for us.
Please do me this small favor. Just send me a
really short email (at
with the name of the city and the dates you
prefer. By the way, sending me this email does NOT obligate
you in any way to actually attend the seminar. I'm going to
use it for planning purposes only.
My next newsletter will be much longer than this
one. It will contain a very valuable marketing lesson. But right
now, because of the root canal I had yesterday, I have an excuse
to curl up into a fetal position for a couple days and suck
as much pity as I can from everybody near me.
Thanks for your prompt reply to this request.