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From:
North of Jewfish Creek
Dear Friend & Subscriber,
The response to my last newsletter about what
I am now calling "The Root Canal Seminar" has been
absolutely OVERWHELMING!
So I thought
I should get more details about "The Root Canal Seminar"
out to all of you as soon as possible.
The first thing I want to talk about is how
much it will cost you to attend my seminar. In the past,
I've done a number of seminars priced at nearly $7,000...
and I've done a few priced at $3,750... and the most I
ever charged was $14,000.
Well, this time, I want to make the tuition
fee as affordable as possible so many of my readers will be
able to attend. However, there
are more expenses involved in putting on a seminar than most
of you would ever guess. There's an enormous amount of what
Theresa and I call "the behind the scenes" and "invisible"
costs of doing a seminar.
I've juggled figures of putting on the
seminar my head... and... I've pondered over what I should
charge as the tuition fee. I have decided the lowest
possible
price I can charge is
$897.00.
However, I am going to do something very
different this time.
Since I need to know how many people are
going to attend this seminar as soon as possible, I'm going to
offer you the deal of a lifetime:
If you sign up and pay for my
"Root Canal Seminar" within the next eleven days (that
will be from now until October 11)...
You Can Bring TWO
Other People
With You... Absolutely Free!
If you're savvy, you realize you can divide
the total tuition fee of $897.00 between you and two other
people... so the price to attend is only...
$299.00 each.
Believe me, that is the lowest price ever possible for you to attend a seminar being
taught by the likes of Sir Gary of Halbert.
But what if you wait and decide not to register and pay
for the seminar until after October 11? If you wait and pay
from the
11th to the last day of this month (October 31) you can
bring ONE extra person... absolutely free!
Which means, of
course, if you and he (or she) split the cost of the tuition
fee, the cost to each of you will be
$448.50.
And for those of you who are procrastinators
and wait to sign up and
pay the tuition
AFTER October 31, you will have to pay
the full price $897.00.
Not only that, any other people you bring with you, will
also have to pay the full price of $897.00.
And, just in case you don't realize it...
$897.00 Is still A Dirt-Cheap Price
For A Gary Halbert Seminar!
One more thing: If you decide to wait to
register for my seminar after October 31,
there is a very good chance you will not be able to
attend... at any price. There is a limit to the number of
people I can allow to attend and still give everyone
personal attention. The people who have emailed and said
they're interested in attending is something like ten times
more people than I can accommodate.
Okay, that's enough about price. Now let's talk
about place.
You know, it's funny. I thought Miami would
be the big winner but, it was not. Many of my readers said
they didn't want to come to Miami because they were afraid
if they did, they would get hit by a hurricane. With all the
recent news of the hurricanes which have devastated a large
part of this country, I can certainly understand that
feeling. However, just for your information, I want to let
you know Florida NEVER has hurricanes in December.
In any case, we're going to hold the seminar
in
Orlando, Florida
and it is going to
start on Friday,
December 2, 2005.
But guess what? There has been so much
response to my announcement for this seminar, we are going
to hold TWO seminars. I will be teaching the same
things at both but I've decided to hold the second one in
Los Angeles, California starting Friday, December 9, 2005.
Right now, Theresa is working like a
Tasmanian Devil on amphetamines selecting the
perfect hotel and attending to all the other logistical
details necessary to make these seminars happen. And I thank
God she is doing this instead of me. You wouldn't believe
how much work, time, energy and obsessive dedication it
takes to get all the details right. It seems like it would
be a simple thing to do, doesn't it? But I'm telling you
truthfully, it is far from it.
She will get these details hammered out as soon as
humanly possible. So don't let that stop you. You need to go ahead and register for
my seminar right now...
Especially... If You Want To Take
Advantage Of My
"The Sooner You Register, The Deeper
Your Discount" Offer!
Theresa will give you all
the details in plenty of time to book your flight and
reserve your hotel room.
By the way, both these
seminars will last
all day Friday (9 am to 5 pm); all
day Saturday (9 am to 5 pm); and about half a day on Sunday
(9 am to 12 noon). If some of you need to return
home late Sunday morning or Sunday afternoon, that will be
okay. But if you need to stay longer, I will be in the
seminar room answering questions until approximately 3 pm.
Now you know how much the tuition fee is...
the two cities where it's going to be held... the two
dates... and how long each will be.
So now let me give you a few other details of
what this seminar is going to be all about.
First, as I said earlier, there's only going
to be one speaker at this seminar, and that one speaker is
ME. I'm going to be talking about EXACTLY what each of you
have to do and have to know if
you want to have a chance to succeed on a big-time basis in
the direct marketing business.
Over the years, I've taught a lot of people how to
write copy and many of them have become excellent
copywriters. Yet many of those same people were not able to
translate their copywriting skills into making serious
money. That's because you have to know a lot more than just how to write
brilliant copy. There's a lot of other stuff you have to know
which I have never before revealed. Not in my newsletter.
Not in my one-on-one training. Not even at my expensive seminars.
If you are like me, you will not want to do
this other "stuff". So I'm
arranging for three, four or five of my secret little group of
"Ray Kroc" people to be in the audience. If they are
interested in your project (or your idea for a project) they
might put up all the money you need to promote your project.
And, they also have the ability (if they decide to joint venture
with you) to handle all the incoming telephone orders, the
customer complaints, take in the mail orders, fulfill the
orders, and take care of all your merchant account needs,
and everything else in between.
In essence, what I'm going to do this time
is teach you what you have to do to be a big success... and
then... if you want to go out
and do all this on your own.
... OR ...
If your project is attractive to one of
my "Ray Kroc" guys... they may put up all the money and take
all the work details off your hands... leaving you free to
come up with ideas and create sales promotions.
It's The Best Of Both Worlds!
You're going
to learn EXACTLY what you need to know to do it all by
yourself... AND... you will be introduced to people who can
take the major burden of all the "LMS" ("Lesser Mortal
Shit") details off your hands.
This little pool of people has taken me more
than 15-years to discover and identify. They are all honest,
ethical, rich, and solid guys who want to do joint venture
deals in the area of direct marketing.
Does coming to my seminar guarantee one of
these guys will want to work with you? Absolutely not! If you have an insanely stupid and pathetic
marketing project, they won't be interested whatsoever.
These two seminars are NOT going to be
"charity" events. Attending one of these seminars does NOT
guarantee you will become successful and wealthy. But I can
promise you this...
Attending One Of My "Root Canal" Seminars
Will Give You The Best Chance You Will Ever
Have
In Your Entire Life Of Becoming Successful And Wealthy!
You may not have what it takes to succeed in
direct marketing (or any other business). There's no way I can
know that. But, if you have at least half a brain and a
good sane marketing project or idea, my upcoming seminars
will give you the potential of seriously
improving your quality of life.
By the way, I intend to work with each and
every attendee personally. I will review each of your
projects and tell you how to make them more effective. There
may be a
few cases where I will tell you, in my opinion, your idea or
project doesn't have much of a chance. And if I were you, I
would abandon it.
Don't undervalue what I just wrote. If you
have an idea or project which is doomed to fail, it is
extremely valuable to know... as early as possible... your
project doesn't have much of a chance of success. That way,
you can stop wasting your time, money and energy on that
particular project and go on to something else that will
work.
I'm about to close this letter now. But
before I do, I want to get something off my chest: What I
want to do is offer a sincere "thank you" to all my readers
and let you know how much I appreciate you are one
of the astonishing number of people who seem to really
appreciate my work.
You know, I have a little-known way (I'm
going to reveal it at both my Orlando and LA seminars) of telling just
how popular a website really is. You've heard of Wal-Mart, haven't you? They're
the biggest retail chain in America. They have a website
www.walmart.com which
gets an enormous amount of traffic. And you've heard of CNN,
haven't you? They have a news website
www.cnn.com which also
gets an enormous amount of traffic. I recently checked these
sites and both were listed in the top 100 websites in the
entire world.
Well, here's something I can hardly believe:
Do you know my little, pitiful, one-man website has 10% as
much traffic as both of these giant websites? I
can't believe how many people read my newsletters on my
website. I've done almost nothing to promote it. I've never
done anything like "website optimization". I've never bought
"Google ad words". I've never joint ventured with anyone
else to promote my website. I've never sent spam
email either. And I've never bothered to do anything to get
a lot of other website owners to link to my website.
All I've ever tried to do was write an
honest, humorous and informative newsletter. Yet
somehow, my newsletter has become one of the most
highly-read newsletters in the world.
The truth is...
The People Who Made This Possible,
Are You, My Readers!
I want you to know that even though I don't
have time to answer them all, I really do appreciate the
thousands upon thousands of unsolicited email letters and
rave reviews I receive thanking me for
publishing my newsletter.
Therefore, I think it's high time I
thank you back. Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you
from the bottom of my heart.
So there. Enough of that mushy stuff. Just
because I appreciate my readers, doesn't mean I have
forgotten you are all, in fact, nothing but a huge pack
of shitweasels.
Now I'm going to tell you how you can
sign up and pay for either my Orlando Seminar (December 2 to
4) or my Los Angeles (December 9 to 11) seminars. If you're smart, you'll do
it in the next eleven (11) days (by October 11).
Here's How
To Register For My Seminars:
1) If you
want to use PayPal:
a) Go to
www.PayPal.com
b) Click the "Send Money" tab
c) The email address you want to send
money to is "Gary@TheGaryHalbertLetter.com"
d) The amount to send is $897.00 (you
need to pay the full amount in PayPal and collect the split
from your associates)
e) In the "Subject" section put
either "Orlando Seminar" or "Los Angeles Seminar"
f) In the "Note" section, please list
anyone else coming to the seminar with you
g) In the "Shipping Information"
section, please put your name, address, phone numbers, and
email address so Theresa can get the seminar details to you
h) Finally, send an email to
Roxanne@TheGaryHalbertLetter.com and let her know you've
made the PayPal payment
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2) If you
want to pay with a credit card but not use PayPal:
Fax Roxanne
at (352) 861-1665
with your credit card details:
a) Your name exactly as it appears on
your credit card
b) Credit card number (we can accept
Visa, MasterCard and American Express)
c) Credit card expiration date
d) Security code (Visa and MasterCard
has 3-digits on the back of the card in the signature
panel); (American Express has 4-digits on the front of the
card above the credit card number)
e) The BILLING address of your credit
card (the address you receive the bills)
f) Finally, please put your name,
address, phone numbers, and email address so Theresa can get
the seminar details to you... AND... let us know if you're
attending the Orlando or Los Angeles seminar
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3)
If you want to pay
by check or money order:
FedEx (so we get
it before the deadline) your check or money order
made
payable to "Cherrywood Publishing"
in the amount of $897.00 to:
Attn: "Orlando
Seminar"... or... "Los Angeles Seminar"
Cherrywood Publishing
3101 SW 34th Ave #905-467
Ocala, FL 34474
USA
(phone: 305-534-7577)
Again, we want one check
from one person and you can collect the split from your
associates. In your FedEx package, just include the names
and addresses of the one, two or three individuals attending
You know the cities, the dates, and the
deadlines for the best deals. Be there or be a loser. The
choice is yours.
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Sincerely, |
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Gary C. Halbert
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P.S. You know, a lot of people think you have to have money
to make money. That's 100% NOT true.
When it comes to all of the elements of making a big
business success, money is... by far... the LEAST
IMPORTANT ingredient. In fact, it's money that chases
ideas... and NOT... the other way around. Many people don't understand this... simply because... they don't
realize that money does not chase dumb ideas.
Enough for now. I've got to go get my colonic.
Peace.
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