From:

North of Jewfish Creek

 

Dear Friend & Subscriber,

The response to my last newsletter about what I am now calling "The Root Canal Seminar" has been absolutely OVERWHELMING!

So I thought I should get more details about "The Root Canal Seminar" out to all of you as soon as possible.

The first thing I want to talk about is how much it will cost you to attend my seminar. In the past, I've done a number of seminars priced at nearly $7,000... and I've done a few priced at $3,750... and the most I ever charged was $14,000.

Well, this time, I want to make the tuition fee as affordable as possible so many of my readers will be able to attend. However, there are more expenses involved in putting on a seminar than most of you would ever guess. There's an enormous amount of what Theresa and I call "the behind the scenes" and "invisible" costs of doing a seminar.

I've juggled figures of putting on the seminar my head... and... I've pondered over what I should charge as the tuition fee. I have decided the lowest possible price I can charge is $897.00.

However, I am going to do something very different this time.

Since I need to know how many people are going to attend this seminar as soon as possible, I'm going to offer you the deal of a lifetime: If you sign up and pay for my "Root Canal Seminar" within the next eleven days (that will be from now until October 11)...

You Can Bring TWO Other People

With You... Absolutely Free!

If you're savvy, you realize you can divide the total tuition fee of $897.00 between you and two other people... so the price to attend is only... $299.00 each.

Believe me, that is the lowest price ever possible for you to attend a seminar being taught by the likes of Sir Gary of Halbert.

But what if you wait and decide not to register and pay for the seminar until after October 11? If you wait and pay from the 11th to the last day of this month (October 31) you can bring ONE extra person... absolutely free! Which means, of course, if you and he (or she) split the cost of the tuition fee, the cost to each of you will be $448.50.

And for those of you who are procrastinators and wait to sign up and pay the tuition AFTER October 31, you will have to pay the full price $897.00. Not only that, any other people you bring with you, will also have to pay the full price of $897.00.

And, just in case you don't realize it...

$897.00 Is still A Dirt-Cheap Price

For A Gary Halbert Seminar!

One more thing: If you decide to wait to register for my seminar after October 31, there is a very good chance you will not be able to attend... at any price. There is a limit to the number of people I can allow to attend and still give everyone personal attention. The people who have emailed and said they're interested in attending is something like ten times more people than I can accommodate.

Okay, that's enough about price. Now let's talk about place.

You know, it's funny. I thought Miami would be the big winner but, it was not. Many of my readers said they didn't want to come to Miami because they were afraid if they did, they would get hit by a hurricane. With all the recent news of the hurricanes which have devastated a large part of this country, I can certainly understand that feeling. However, just for your information, I want to let you know Florida NEVER has hurricanes in December.

In any case, we're going to hold the seminar in Orlando, Florida and it is going to start on Friday, December 2, 2005.

But guess what? There has been so much response to my announcement for this seminar, we are going to hold TWO seminars. I will be teaching the same things at both but I've decided to hold the second one in Los Angeles, California starting Friday, December 9, 2005.

Right now, Theresa is working like a Tasmanian Devil on amphetamines  selecting the perfect hotel and attending to all the other logistical details necessary to make these seminars happen. And I thank God she is doing this instead of me. You wouldn't believe how much work, time, energy and obsessive dedication it takes to get all the details right. It seems like it would be a simple thing to do, doesn't it? But I'm telling you truthfully, it is far from it.

She will get these details hammered out as soon as humanly possible. So don't let that stop you. You need to go ahead and register for my seminar right now...

Especially... If You Want To Take Advantage Of My

"The Sooner You Register, The Deeper Your Discount" Offer!

 Theresa will give you all the details in plenty of time to book your flight and reserve your hotel room.

By the way, both these seminars will last all day Friday (9 am to 5 pm); all day Saturday (9 am to 5 pm); and about half a day on Sunday (9 am to 12 noon). If some of you need to return home late Sunday morning or Sunday afternoon, that will be okay. But if you need to stay longer, I will be in the seminar room answering questions until approximately 3 pm.

Now you know how much the tuition fee is... the two cities where it's going to be held... the two dates... and how long each will be.

So now let me give you a few other details of what this seminar is going to be all about.

First, as I said earlier, there's only going to be one speaker at this seminar, and that one speaker is ME. I'm going to be talking about EXACTLY what each of you have to do and have to know if you want to have a chance to succeed on a big-time basis in the direct marketing business.

Over the years, I've taught a lot of people how to write copy and many of them have become excellent copywriters. Yet many of those same people were not able to translate their copywriting skills into making serious money. That's because you have to know a lot more than just how to write brilliant copy. There's a lot of other stuff you have to know which I have never before revealed. Not in my newsletter. Not in my one-on-one training. Not even at my expensive seminars.

If you are like me, you will not want to do this other "stuff". So I'm arranging for three, four or five of my secret little group of "Ray Kroc" people to be in the audience. If they are interested in your project (or your idea for a project) they might put up all the money you need to promote your project. And, they also have the ability (if they decide to joint venture with you) to handle all the incoming telephone orders, the customer complaints, take in the mail orders, fulfill the orders, and take care of all your merchant account needs, and everything else in between.

In essence, what I'm going to do this time is teach you what you have to do to be a big success... and then... if you want to go out and do all this on your own.

... OR ...

If your project is attractive to one of my "Ray Kroc" guys... they may put up all the money and take all the work details off your hands... leaving you free to come up with ideas and create sales promotions.

It's The Best Of Both Worlds!

You're going to learn EXACTLY what you need to know to do it all by yourself... AND... you will be introduced to people who can take the major burden of all the "LMS" ("Lesser Mortal Shit") details off your hands.

This little pool of people has taken me more than 15-years to discover and identify. They are all honest, ethical, rich, and solid guys who want to do joint venture deals in the area of direct marketing.

Does coming to my seminar guarantee one of these guys will want to work with you? Absolutely not! If you have an insanely stupid and pathetic marketing project, they won't be interested whatsoever.

These two seminars are NOT going to be "charity" events. Attending one of these seminars does NOT guarantee you will become successful and wealthy. But I can promise you this...

Attending One Of My "Root Canal" Seminars

Will Give You The Best Chance You Will Ever Have

In Your Entire Life Of Becoming Successful And Wealthy!

You may not have what it takes to succeed in direct marketing (or any other business). There's no way I can know that. But, if you have at least half a brain and a good sane marketing project or idea, my upcoming seminars will give you the potential of seriously improving your quality of life.

By the way, I intend to work with each and every attendee personally. I will review each of your projects and tell you how to make them more effective. There may be a few cases where I will tell you, in my opinion, your idea or project doesn't have much of a chance. And if I were you, I would abandon it.

Don't undervalue what I just wrote. If you have an idea or project which is doomed to fail, it is extremely valuable to know... as early as possible... your project doesn't have much of a chance of success. That way, you can stop wasting your time, money and energy on that particular project and go on to something else that will work.

I'm about to close this letter now. But before I do, I want to get something off my chest: What I want to do is offer a sincere "thank you" to all my readers and let you know how much I appreciate you are one of the astonishing number of people who seem to really appreciate my work.

You know, I have a little-known way (I'm going to reveal it at both my Orlando and LA seminars) of telling just how popular a website really is. You've heard of Wal-Mart, haven't you? They're the biggest retail chain in America. They have a website www.walmart.com which gets an enormous amount of traffic. And you've heard of CNN, haven't you? They have a news website www.cnn.com which also gets an enormous amount of traffic. I recently checked these sites and both were listed in the top 100 websites in the entire world.

Well, here's something I can hardly believe: Do you know my little, pitiful, one-man website has 10% as much traffic as both of these giant websites? I can't believe how many people read my newsletters on my website. I've done almost nothing to promote it. I've never done anything like "website optimization". I've never bought "Google ad words". I've never joint ventured with anyone else to promote my website. I've never sent spam email either. And I've never bothered to do anything to get a lot of other website owners to link to my website.

All I've ever tried to do was write an honest, humorous and informative newsletter. Yet somehow, my newsletter has become one of the most highly-read newsletters in the world.

The truth is...

The People Who Made This Possible,

Are You, My Readers!

I want you to know that even though I don't have time to answer them all, I really do appreciate the thousands upon thousands of unsolicited email letters and rave reviews I receive thanking me for publishing my newsletter.

Therefore, I think it's high time I thank you back. Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.

So there. Enough of that mushy stuff. Just because I appreciate my readers, doesn't mean I have forgotten you are all, in fact, nothing but a huge pack of shitweasels.

Now I'm going to tell you how you can sign up and pay for either my Orlando Seminar (December 2 to 4) or my Los Angeles (December 9 to 11) seminars. If you're smart, you'll do it in the next eleven (11) days (by October 11).

 

Here's How To Register For My Seminars:

1) If you want to use PayPal:

a) Go to www.PayPal.com

b) Click the "Send Money" tab

c) The email address you want to send money to is "Gary@TheGaryHalbertLetter.com"

d) The amount to send is $897.00 (you need to pay the full amount in PayPal and collect the split from your associates)

e) In the "Subject" section put either "Orlando Seminar" or "Los Angeles Seminar"

f) In the "Note" section, please list anyone else coming to the seminar with you

g) In the "Shipping Information" section, please put your name, address, phone numbers, and email address so Theresa can get the seminar details to you

h) Finally, send an email to Roxanne@TheGaryHalbertLetter.com and let her know you've made the PayPal payment

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2) If you want to pay with a credit card but not use PayPal:

Fax Roxanne at (352) 861-1665 with your credit card details:

a) Your name exactly as it appears on your credit card

b) Credit card number (we can accept Visa, MasterCard and American Express)

c) Credit card expiration date

d) Security code (Visa and MasterCard has 3-digits on the back of the card in the signature panel); (American Express has 4-digits on the front of the card above the credit card number)

e) The BILLING address of your credit card (the address you receive the bills)

f) Finally, please put your name, address, phone numbers, and email address so Theresa can get the seminar details to you... AND... let us know if you're attending the Orlando or Los Angeles seminar

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3) If you want to pay by check or money order:

FedEx (so we get it before the deadline) your check or money order made payable to "Cherrywood Publishing" in the amount of $897.00 to:

Attn: "Orlando Seminar"... or... "Los Angeles Seminar"

Cherrywood Publishing

3101 SW 34th Ave #905-467

Ocala, FL  34474

USA

(phone: 305-534-7577)

 

   Again, we want one check from one person and you can collect the split from your associates. In your FedEx package, just include the names and addresses of the one, two or three individuals attending

 

You know the cities, the dates, and the deadlines for the best deals. Be there or be a loser. The choice is yours.

  Sincerely,
 
 

Gary C. Halbert

 

 

P.S. You know, a lot of people think you have to have money to make money. That's 100% NOT true.

 

When it comes to all of the elements of making a big business success, money is... by far... the LEAST IMPORTANT ingredient. In fact, it's money that chases ideas... and NOT... the other way around. Many people don't understand this... simply because... they don't realize that money does not chase dumb ideas.

 

Enough for now. I've got to go get my colonic.

 

Peace.

 

 

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