Dear Friend & Subscriber,
I need your help. I need
a favor from you.
And to get it, I'm
going to offer you a bribe. An "ethical bribe" that will repay you (financially)
1,000 times over for the small thing I am going to ask you to do.
I hope you know me well
enough by now to know I do not exaggerate when I make such statements.
I'll describe this
"bribe" for you very shortly. But first, I'm going to tell you a charming little
As you may have
guessed, my best friend here in Miami is Julie Brumlik (aka Julie "Paris").
Well, as I mentioned last week, Julie has Stage III cancer and is getting
radiation treatments. What I didn't tell you is how much they are charging her
for these treatments. They're a hefty...
$7,000.00 Per Week!
are abusive beyond belief about getting paid. And, you almost have to hold a gun
to their heads to get them to explain the charges. It's no wonder. Recently,
Julie was in a meeting with the hospital's hostile accounting people. She was
asking them to explain their itemized bill. She was especially curious about one
item they were billing her over and over... at... a cost of $187. She finally
got an answer out of them. It turns out, that's...
I swear to God. They
tell her to step up on the scale, make a notation of how much she weighs... and
then... BOOM! another $187 will appear on her next billing. Can you imagine
being charged "only" $187 for such an extremely complex procedure?
The rest of the
bill is just as odious. Plus, they say things to her like, "We want to get
paid as soon as possible because you might die and leave us with an unpaid
bill." Or they've been known to say, "Nobody else
questions our bills. Who do you think you are?"
There's a lot
more to it than that. Ironically, it was Julie's grandfather and a few other of
her relatives who founded and funded the hospital with the proviso
"Nobody will be refused treatment because of lack of money."
My, my. The medical
profession sure has changed here in the U.S., hasn't it?
Anyway, Julie is one of
my favorite people and I wanted to help her with this problem. So, I summoned up
my "evil twin" and, with his help, I wrote one of my semi-famous "social
engineering" letters and had Julie send them to all of the concerned villains by
registered mail... and... so far... they haven't said another word to her
about their ridiculous medical bill. Here's the letter I wrote for Julie:
After being informed of your
experiences with Mount Sinai Hospital, it is my opinion you have an almost
can't-lose-lawsuit against them. The conduct, behavior and comments of the
people who work in the accounting department, especially Patricia Murphy,
are without question legally actionable. To tell a cancer patient she is
lying to them about her financial situation and belongs at a hospital for
the indigent, and threaten to withhold treatment unless immediate
compensation is made, can be considered according to the 17 cases I have
researched virtual extortion. I will be selecting an attorney for you
within the next week. Right now, I'm leaning toward the office of Holland
& Knight or Susan Noe. Also I believe the verbal and mental abuse you have
received at the hands of Mt. Sinai's accounting department is pandemic in
our society and would make an excellent network documentary. As you know,
I have connections throughout the show business world and I think your
story will be an easy one to sell. Just imagine, here you are, the
granddaughter of one of the principle founders of Mount Sinai and you are
being charged in excess of $360 a week just to have yourself weighed and
treated like a subversive just for asking an explanation of your charges.
By the way, I'm going to need for whatever attorney I use a complete
itemization of your bill with an exact description of the reason for each
charge. There are undoubtedly other dramatic overcharges that will make
what we call "pivotal drama points" in a TV docudrama. I know you believe
Dr. Toonkel who plans and performs many of your actual radiation
procedures is an excellent doctor and a nice person, trying to do the best
he can for his patients. But the fact is he has chosen to align himself
and work with an unconscionable group of people. When you asked Patricia
Murphy why she was so adamant about having the radiation bill prepaid and
she replied "because most stage three cancer patients die (and I want to
collect from you before that happens)" she pretty much sealed the
financial fate of her and Mount Sinai Hospital's Salick Comprehensive
I cannot wait for whomever attorney
we wish to use to depose this person. A real bonus in this situation is
that she made most of her comments in the presence of other people who
will also be deposed. This is going to make it pretty much impossible for
her to deny her statements, which, by the way, can be truthfully construed
as deliberate communications that will dramatically increase the stress
level of every patient to whom she speaks in this manner, which in turn
diminishes their immune system, which in turn leads her comment about "you
may not live long enough to pay" to become a self-fulfilling prophesy.
Rest assured, these people have just bought themselves a lawsuit, more
publicity than they would have ever dreamed possible, and ... a monster
dent in the finances of the Comprehensive Cancer Center. Julie please
donít feel guilty about all this. When Harvey Greenspan, Jack Cantor,
Baron de Hirsch Meyer, Cal Covin, and Lila Heatter nurtured this hospital
they did so for humanitarian reasons and in fact I happen to know the
hospital didn't even charge indigent patients for years. To think now that
the accounting department is headed up by such a person as Patricia Murphy
would cause all of them to turn over in their graves. I am pushing forward
in this matter as fast as humanly possible. Should you have any future
conversations with Mrs. Murphy or any of her minions, tell them in a very
short time you will give them a card with the contact details of your
personal attorney with whom they can discuss these matters.
Steven D. Sonenreich
Marge and Irv Korac
Rosalie and Ted Pincus
Nancy and Joe Kanter
John Dorschner, Miami Herald
"Help Me, Howard" Finkelstein
Lexie and Claudia Potamkin
Olga Edridge, BBC
you can now understand why the ability to write a good piece of copy has more
ramifications than just generating sales. I hope you learn to write
letters like this to help solve the problems in your life.
Anyway, I've helped get
the accounting "hounds-of-hell" off her back. (At least temporarily.) Now, what
I want to do is improve her financial situation overall. I want to do this by
helping her sell her new product called "Fire Play."
Anyone who orders this
product also gets a FREE copy of a brand new book written by me. Here's the
cover the book:
and Published by:
S.W. 34th Ave. #905-467
Ocala, FL 34474
© Gary C. Halbert
Here's the deal: After
ordering "Fire Play" and using it for a 60-day trial period, you can return it
(but believe me, you won't want to) for a complete and immediate refund...
and... you still get to keep the free copy of my book.
OK, so I wrote a
"killer" website about her product that started off like this:
Beach Lesbian Creates New
Product That Makes All Women
Almost Instantly Crazy To Have Sex
With Males... Or... Females!
The website went on
to explain how you got a copy of my free book if you ordered Julie's product...
and... how the product comes with a 100% iron-clad money-back guarantee...
and... how you got to keep my book... even if... you returned Julie's product
for a refund.
So far, so good.
Then, I explained how
YOU could make money with this website. Do you remember what I said? For those
of you who suffer from CRS (Can't Remember Shit), here's what I wrote:
How The Hell Can This
Website Make YOU Some Money?
It's very simple:
You must have at least a couple of friends, don't you? And a few
associates? All you have to do is encourage those people to go to Julie's
website and, if they order her product, she will send YOU $20 for
every customer you refer. By the way, this amazing product sells for only
$69.95 plus $3 shipping and handling.
Now consider this:
If you have a LOT of friends or maybe even a mailing list of prospects or
customers (for whatever it is you are selling), you could communicate with
ALL these people and receive lots of $20's from Julie.
How will Julie
know if these orders are from your friends or associates? It's easy.
Contact Julie and she'll give you a 9-digit "code". Those 9-digits will
belong to you and you alone. Then, all you have to do is give your
friends, associates or mailing list, Julie's website address followed by
YOUR 9-digit code. It'll be something like this:
There you are munching on your Twinkies, sipping beer, kicking back in
your Lazyboy and watching the 112th version of some "Survivor" show. Your
buddy calls you up and you guys get to talking about things like bowling,
bass fishing, strippers, where to get bib overalls at a discount, and
other stuff like that. Then you say to your buddy, "Hey Joe, I got a
website you should check out. Get a pencil and jot this down somewhere you
won't lose it. The website address is www.ShesOnFire.com forward slash
[and now give him YOUR secret 9-digit code]. Joe, I promise you, I'll be
your best friend for the rest of your life after you visit this website."
Your friend goes to
the website, becomes crazed to get the free book and the product, gives
Julie an order, and she sends you 20 buckaroos. And just think, you
haven't even had to break a sweat or get up off your lazy ass... and...
that $20 referral fee will buy you a couple more six packs. (I think what
you've just read is Gary Halbert's idea of "affiliate marketing".)
Not that it
matters (actually, it DOES matter) but, Julie's product honest-to-God,
for real really does work. And the free book mentioned in the website
honest-to-God, for real does deliver 100% on every secret. There is
no hype here. It's all true.
Anyway, if you are
interested in this, e-mail Julie at Julie@ShesOnFire.com and tell
her to whom and where you want your checks sent. As soon as you do that,
she will instantly e-mail you back and give you your own 9-digit secret
Well folks, I
know it's hard to believe... but... I screwed up. In fact, I screwed up twice.
When I wrote that website, I was still doing last minute "tweaking" of the book
and, I had a printer who promised to have it back to me in two days. What was I
thinking? I forgot...
This Is Miami!
People here don't
ever do ANYTHING work-related on time. But, after using my "gun-to-the-head"
tactics, I now have the book (stacks of them) right here in my hand. Perhaps
more importantly, I have it on a computer right here in Miami (the computer
belongs to someone much more reliable than me)... all ready...
To Be Downloaded
So, going back to
the beginning of this letter, what's the favor I want from you? I want you to
order "Fire Play" right away... but... I do NOT want you to order it from the
website. Instead, I need you to...
Order It By
Who will be
answering those phones? Two friends of mine named Casey and Jenelle... and...
Why will I be answering
the phones? I'm not going to tell you. At least not until next month. And I
promise, you will be ASTONISHED at why I have decided to do this.
But wait! What about
that "bribe" I mentioned earlier? What is it?
Actually, it's only
five sheets of paper... but... those five sheets of paper will explain how
anyone (even John Reese) can INSTANTLY double the profits of almost any website!
If you want this deal, you better shake your
tail feathers... because... it's only good for the next 11-days. Don't be a
Pick Up That
Phone... Right Now!
Gary C. Halbert
P.S. The phone number to call is...
We'll be answering the phone lines for the
next 11-days from 9:00 a.m. to 7:00 p.m. Eastern Standard Time, Monday through
Saturday. Even God himself took a day of rest (Sunday). We have three phones on
roll over lines and if you get a busy signal (when we're talking on all three
phone lines at once) you'll get a voice mail and have the pleasure of listening
to a short message delivered in my very own sweet voice.
P.S.#2 Remember how I said I screwed up twice?
Well, the second screw-up was the nutso way I had planned to set up Gary
Halbert's version of an "affiliate" program.
Yes, we're still going to have an affiliate
program (just not the crazy way I had tried to set it up)... and... it will be
explained to anyone who CALLS to order "Fire Play" within the next 11-days.
By the way, it's probably too late for you to
sign up for John Reese's seminar... but... if I were you, I'd try to get in
anyway. You never know. Sometimes there are cancellations at the last minute.
(See details in the last issue of my newsletter posted on this website. It has
the envelope icon titled "The Easiest Way In The World To Make Money!")
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