How To Use 976 Numbers
To Get People To Pay To
Hear Your Sales Pitch!


How To Use Cheap Little
Classified Ads To Make
As Much As $10,000 Per Day!


How To Get A Product To Sell If You Don't Have One Already And How To Get It For Nothing!


How To Get As Much Money As You Need To "Roll Out" Your Project And Get It Without Borrowing!


An Amazing Secret That Can Make Your Newspaper Advertising 750% More Profitable!


How To Get The Exact Name And Address of Every Man, Woman And Child Who Is Ever Likely To Become One Of Your Customers!



How To Mail Up To 100,000 Letters Per Week At No Cost Whatsoever! (not even postage)



How To Get Movie And TV Stars To Help You Sell Your Products and Services!



What To Write On A Simple Postcard Mailing That Will
Make People Flood Into Your Business

The Amazing Direct Mail Secret Of A Desperate Nerd From Ohio!

How To Deal With
"Nightmare" Clients!

How To Get Yourself Or Your Product Featured On Cable TV At No Cost Whatsoever!

Grout Sponge

03- 02 Newsletter

All Post Offices
Are NOT Created Equal!

Why You Must Avoid
People Who Are
Scared Shitless!

Meditation
For Miserable People
Who Want To Stay
That Way!

How To Write
 Killer Headlines!

12-01 Newsletter

The World Is Your Urinal!

04-01 Newsletter

Financial Sodomy Inc.

"The Suck"!

01-02 Newsletter

How To Live To Be 110...
And...Still Remember Where
You Left Your Car Keys!

I Bet Bill Gates
 Never Had A Good Piece
Of Ass In His Life!

04-02 Newsletter

Where The Money Is
 And How To Get It!

The Two Absolute Worst
 Sales Letters
I Have Ever Received!

Remember Y2K?
I Sure Do...And...
How I Was Wrong About It!

05-01 Newsletter

Why I Am The Best Copywriter Alive (I'm Even Better Than The Ones Who Are Dead)

How To "Sweeten"
Your Profits!

A Few Marketing Secrets
Never Before Revealed!

Why The Best Way
To Promote A Website
 Is Not The Internet!