South Of Jewfish Creek
Friday, 8:16 a.m.
September 12, 2003
Dear Friend & Subscriber,
made a decision that makes me a little sick to my stomach.
it's a decision that may very well work seriously in your favor.
But, it goes against my grain. I am a natural born promoter.
And, when I promote something I like to do it BIG TIME! If it's
family crests I like to sell them like they have never been
it's Tova Cosmetics, I love to be the guy who can take it from
minus $20,000.00 per month to a profit of $800,000.00 per month
in less than half a year. If it's a diet product, I like to
hustle it so hard the owner calls me crying about how the hell
is he going to fill all these orders. A guy did that once and,
Pal, That's The Kind
Of Problems I Create,
NOT The Kind I Solve!"
right now, I'm in a situation where I have to more or less "mute"
see, Theresa Forti has been my assistant for 14 years. She is
the person who makes my life work. Without her, I would drown
in a sea of details that would leave me no time to eat, sleep,
or go to the bathroom.
as it turns out, she can't be at my October Internet/Website
Seminar. And, although it sounds silly, if she's not going to
be there, I am afraid to make it a big BLOWOUT seminar. If I
do, people will make routine requests of me that will leave
me paralyzed. I won't be able to say (as I have for 14 years)
"Hey, Theresa, this guy needs blank blank blank. Please take
care of him."
I'm no prophet... but... it looks like Theresa's father has
a very realistic chance of passing on to a better life at about
the exact time I am holding the October Internet/Website Seminar.
she and I have agreed I will have to do this one without her
help... and... you have no idea how much that scares me. My
ability to handle details is approximately the same as a pig's
to solve geometry problems. Hence, I have decided not to go
all out in the promotion of this seminar and have several hundred
attendees as I had planned. I was going to have the seminar
at the Marriott Airport Hotel on LeJeune Road. I canceled that
arrangement and now, the seminar is going to be at a more intimate
3974 NW River Dr
Miami, FL 33142
has a much smaller conference room and thus, we are strictly
limited to a small number of attendees. But, there's no way
we are going second class. Everyone gets a free breakfast (cooked
to order) free cocktails from 6:30 pm to 7:30 pm, a free shuttle
to and from the airport, free use of the hotel gym, and a free
copy (hot damn!) of USA Today! We might be going smaller, but,
we ARE going first-class.
before I go on, I need to switch to another subject. Recently,
I sent an e-mail to everyone on my announcement list and said...
"If you will recommend my newsletter to five other people
(and carbon copy me on the e-mails)... I will... provide you
with a free report titled"...
Three Biggest Secrets
Of Making Huge Website Profits!
what?! So many people recommended me to so many other people...
that... when they tried to cc me, my mailbox was almost always...
in case anyone got short-changed, I am (at the end of this letter)
going to give you a hyperlink you can click on to get the free
report. When you read it (if you haven't already) you will learn
the most valuable thing ever discovered about increasing website
sales... and... get a glimpse why this website seminar
is going to make other website seminars look...
number of the hotel is (305)634-5000 and, they want everyone
who is going to register to do so by the 21st of this month.
And, since everything is changing, I'm going to change one
of the rules myself.
what I wrote earlier about calling a recorded message. My
last letter seems to have panicked a few of the phony website
gurus. In fact, I think at least two of them need some serious
professional therapy. So, there are a few people...
At The Seminar!
any case, here's the new rule: If you want to attend, you
have to talk with me for a few minutes first. Don't worry,
I won't bite. I just don't want any negative, moronic people
to be there because...
Tend To Dull
The Charisma Of The Room!
there is a new wrinkle to the seminar. Since I'm being forced
to restrain myself in the promotion of this seminar (thus, far
fewer attendees) I am going to (right before your eyes)...
A Website Free
For Several Of The Attendees!
what I suggest you do: If you haven't read the report titled
"The Three Biggest Secrets Of Making Huge Website Profits" please
click on the hyperlink (in blue) at the bottom of the page and
read the report. After that, IMMEDIATELY send an e-mail to...
says something like, "Gary I think I might like to attend
your seminar. Here are my phone numbers and the best time to
it. I will return your call as soon as humanly possible. We'll
have a pleasant talk and decide jointly if attending the seminar
would be a good thing for you to do or not. (Please do this
again even if you've already sent me your telephone information.
Without Theresa, the chances are good I've lost your information
don't wait. Many people (including myself) often wait until
almost the date of the seminar before they sign up to attend.
That won't work this time. The hotel insists we give them the
name of EVERYONE who will be at the seminar by the 21st of this
you will get more by attending a small, intimate seminar like
this... than... a much bigger seminar. But, not me. I will get
LESS. And, you know what the worst part of it is?
"All Alone In The
Cold Cruel World Without
To read my free report, "The
Three Biggest Secrets Of Making Huge Website Profits",
(if you haven't already) read the report and e-mail
me your phone numbers with the best time to call as
fast as you can. And, if you decide not to do that,
please say a prayer for Theresa and her father. (Actually,
that came out wrong. I should have said, please offer
up a prayer for them no matter what you decide to
here to leave your telephone numbers and
the best time to call you.
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