"A Land Far-Far Away"


Dear Friend,

This is a letter from Gary's #1 Trusty Assistant Theresa.

As you read in "Gary's" last newsletter titled "Enlightening and Extremely Time Sensitive", after 17-years with the "Prince of Print", I am saying "goodbye."

And I wish to take this opportunity to say a big "THANK YOU"  to each of you who wrote  wishing me well on my new journey (married life). To receive countless emails from people all over the world... some who I've never spoken to... and... some who I've known as "Lifers" from "back in the day"... was truly touching. It makes saying goodbye that much harder.

But I AM saying goodbye.

And I wish to take this opportunity to say a bigger "THANK YOU"  to the Prince himself. Working with you for 17-years has been a strain at times (hey, I have to tell the truth)... but more importantly...

It's Given Me The Marketing Education Of A Lifetime

From The "Best Of The Best"! 

There's nothing left for this fair maiden to say except I wish you all the best in your own endeavors of life.


  I bid thee farewell,


#1 Trusty Assistant To The Princely-Ogre


P.S.  I have a confession to make.


Did you notice I put quotation marks around the word "Gary's" last newsletter? That's because Gary did NOT write one single word of that newsletter. He asked me to write a "goodbye" newsletter and that's what I came up with off the top of my head at the last minute. I think many of you already knew Gary did NOT write that newsletter. After all...


It Didn't Have The Word

"Shitweasel" In It Once!



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