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Dear Friend & Subscriber,

I'm not absolutely positive about this but, I think Gary Bencivenga told me the ad you are about to read is the best ad he has ever read.

For sure, it is the most successful ad I ever created. Why? Because...

It Fetched Me Something

Far More Valuable

Than Mere Money!

It fetched me a plethora of drop-dead, scorchingly-hot women from Los Angeles, London, and even the Bahamas! These women were not only gorgeous, they were intelligent, sensitive and had an outstanding sense of humor. And, after reading my ad, they were ALL (and I still can't believe it) competing to be my girlfriend.

Once upon a time, I thought going to my mailbox and finding 20,000 checks in a single day was the thrill of a lifetime.

But, I tell you what: The experience of receiving all those checks didn't even fractionally compare to the thrill of going to my mailbox in Los Angeles and picking up dozens and dozens of letters and photographs (and sometimes audio cassettes)... every day...

From Hot, Sexy Women Who

Were "Pitching" Themselves

To Me!

Anyway, what you are about to read is the text of a full-page ad that appeared in a popular newspaper in the Los Angeles area. 

And like I said at the onset of this newsletter, this ad is what some people (including myself) consider the best piece of advertising ever written. You have to have Adobe Acrobat Reader to read this ad. Just click on the link below and away you go!



OK, now that you've read what is perhaps the most outstanding advertisement ever written, I want you to e-mail me at and tell me WHY you think this ad was so successful. HINT: It's the same thing that made the letter for the Eye Surgery Centers of Tennessee so successful... and... it has more in common (more than you would ever guess) with the writing contained in "A Valentine For Jessica".

So e-mail me ( and tell me your thoughts as to why each of these three pieces of writing are so exemplary. In return, my next newsletter will contain a detailed explanation of the REAL reason each of these pieces of writing are so outstanding.

I'll post that newsletter right after I return from Costa Rica (I'm leaving on July 4 for a week). Then, all of you who so devotedly read this newsletter will be rewarded with some wisdom that can indeed...

Make You Wealthy!


Gary C. Halbert



P.S. Aren't you proud of me? I didn't use the word "shitweasel" once in

     this newsletter.





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