North of Jewfish Creek

Dear Friend & Subscriber,

As far as I can tell, there has been nothing but bullshit written about the real secrets of how to have a profitable website on the Internet.

There are only two major secrets about how to do this and I am going to explain each one of them to you in detail... right here... in this newsletter.

SECRET #1:  Content

Nothing is as important as content. No matter how vigorously you promote a book, if that book contains nothing but empty pages, it will never become a best seller. If it is a fiction book, it has to be extraordinarily well written. If it is a non-fiction book, it has to contain honest-to-God, useful and unique information.

And so it is with websites.

If your website is truly rich and contains "for real" useful and unique information... and... it contains a LOT of it... most likely, you won't even have to promote your website. Once just a few people read it, it will get so much word-of-mouth publicity, it will snowball into having more readers than you could ever believe.

There is no website on the Internet that contains more useful and unique information than the one I publish at...

And, I have done nothing whatsoever to promote my website. Yet, my readership numbers are staggering.

The other day, a real Internet and website expert was visiting with me  here in Miami. He knows how to get the stats on all of the websites in the entire world including how they are ranked in various ways. He was able to show me how my website is ranked by the amount of traffic that goes to the site.

Do you know that even with no promoting, my website gets more traffic than 50% of all the other websites in the entire world?

Do you know that, in fact, my website gets more traffic than 70% of all the websites in the world?

Do you know that, in fact, it gets more traffic than 90% of all the others in the world?

Do you know that, in fact, my website gets more traffic than 99.9% of all the others?

In fact, gets more traffic than...

99.999% Of All The Websites
Everywhere On Earth!

This is NOT a category ranking. This IS a ranking of every website that exists.

And with no promoting whatsoever.

How can this be? It's simply because... my website delivers on the Number One criteria of any popular book, magazine, newspaper, newsletter or website. You know what that criteria is?

Have Something To Say!

If you don't have something to say that is true, interesting, useful and unique, you can spend millions of dollars and thousands of hours promoting your website and all you'll ever get is a handful of readers who visit it maybe more than once. Yet, on the other hand, if your website is content-laden, the sky is the limit... even if... you do no promoting whatsoever.

Do you know how stupid the advice is of people who tell you they can get your website to use certain words that will pop up in the top ten hits on a search engine? That's absolutely insane. Imagine this: You publish a website on knitting and someone is searching for information on volcanos. This "someone" types the word "volcano" into their search engine and lo and behold, he or she is "tricked" into going to your website on knitting. Big accomplishment, right? How long do you think the person interested in volcanos is going to read your website on knitting? And how often do you think he or she will come back to your website?

I could go on and on, but frankly, I'm too exhausted to go on much of a rant today.

SECRET #2: When You Promote Your Website, Do It In 
Print... And... Don't Promote It On The 

One good print ad in the proper media will eclipse 20-years of nonsensical online promotions. Forget about tricky "key words", affiliate programs (they're usually just another version of multi-level marketing), and every other piece of advice an Internet guru gives you... unless... that guru is making tons of money on his own website (which sells something other than how to make money with a website).

Below is an ad which is scheduled to appear in USA Today in June. It was written (quite obviously) to promote my website:

    Free Website  Reveals
   The Most Hard-Nosed,
   Realistic Money-Making
   Secrets On The Entire



 New research has uncovered an almost unknown website that reveals more real money-making secrets than anyplace else on the entire Internet. This website is 100% free. There are no sponsored links, no registration required, no pop-up ads, no banner ads and nothing you have to buy.



 Here's just a small sample (very small) of the hard-hitting, money-making  secrets you'll discover when you go to this website:

t How to get as much money as you need to really get your business rolling... and... get it without borrowing!
t How to get a product to sell if you don't have one already... and...  how  to  get  it  for  nothing!
t How to use an ordinary phone line ($15.00 per month), a Radio Shack answering machine, and classified ads to make 15 times  as  much  income  as the average American heart surgeon!
t How to get the exact name and address of thousands of people who would love to send you money!
t How to mail up to 100,000 letters per week at no cost whatsoever... not even postage!
t What to write on a cheap little postcard that will make people flood you with cash!
t How to use 976 and 900 numbers to get people to pay to hear all about what you want to sell them!
t How to use the yellow pages of your phone book in a secret way that will flush out huge wads of money!
t How to use cheap little classified ads to make as much as $10,000 per day!
t How to get yourself or your product featured on cable TV at no cost whatsoever!
t How to get movie and TV stars to help you sell your products and services!
t An amazing secret that can turn your local newspaper into your own personal goldmine!
t Seven sure fire ways to become a millionaire even if you only have $500.00 to get started!
t How to write one letter... and... fill out one form... and... get an instant paycheck for up to $35,000!
t How to totally eliminate lawsuits! (Lawyers will hate this more  than  anything  ever written.)
t The secret of perfect putting! (This has nothing to do with business or advertising... but... so many people love golf, this info is included on the website.)
t 10 amazing ways to lose weight that work like crazy! (Again, nothing to do with marketing  or  business  but, it's vital info for millions of people.)
t How to use CIA files to beat your competition! (Yes, they ARE available... and... you can get them.)
t A video camera, a legal pad, a ballpoint pen: All you need to make more money than you can count!
t What  question  you  must   ask when  you  rent  a  car  to  get the lowest price humanly possible!
t How to get the maximum (ethical) price for whatever it is you are selling!
t How to fly anywhere in the world at the lowest possible price!
t How to protect yourself against your own attorney! (Note: This is 100 times more important than protecting yourself against your opponent's attorney.)
t How to make $14,750 by sending just two faxes!
t 3 lies all intelligent men always tell women!
t 17 lies all intelligent women always tell men!
t The top 100 most searched for words on the Internet!
t How to overcome the body chemical that keeps you fat!
t The secret "red convertible" technique that can get almost any man to work for you!
t How to instantly increase your problem solving ability by 250%!
t Why sometimes missing an appointment (deliberately) can increase your income!
t How to gain an immediate "psychological edge" on anyone who is doing a business deal with you!
t Secret internet software only very, very rich people know about!
t How to use the "evaporating deal" technique to win almost every business negotiation!
t How to get all of your advertising read by 500% more people without changing a single word or increasing the size of your ad! (You'll be shocked and amazed at how simple this is... and... by how well it works.)
t Exactly how long it should take your web page to load! (Any longer and you'll lose people in droves.)
t How to use sex appeal in your advertising without offending your customers!
t How to create an "engineered paradigm change"! (This absolutely guarantees you will achieve almost ANY goal.)
t How to chart your "energy curve" and use this info to dramatically enhance your quality of life!
t The two worst mistakes you can make when you are meeting someone new you want to impress!
t 17   stocks   you    must   dump immediately! (Note: It doesn't matter when you are reading this. These stocks have to be removed from your portfolio under any circumstances.)
t What you should do if you are going to have an operation that will speed up your recovery by as much as 75%! (Your doctor will never tell you this.)
t A secret direct mail technique that has produced response rates as high as 90%! (Use this on your next mailing and watch your results and profits soar.)
t An open letter to anyone who owns a corporation... and foolishly... believes it will protect his personal assets!
t How  to  do  90%  of  your business... outside... the legal system... and... how to do it legally!
t What you should do to the light bulbs in your house that can dramatically help you sell it!
t How your military record can  get  you  extra  social security money!
t How to sell a house faster by taking it off the market!
t The single-best investment you can make when selling your home!
t   A low tech (and cheap) way to increase the readership of your website by 750%!
t The one magazine in America that (as far as anyone knows) has NEVER failed  to  produce  a  huge profit for any mail order advertiser!
t A billion dollar business and nobody's doing it! (All the money you could ever want is going begging.)
t How the 3 basic elements found   in   every   single successful  (multi-million dollar)  television infomercial can also be used to boost the profitability of your newspaper ads!
t How to get back everything you lost in the stock market... and... how to get it back fast. (Hint: This isn't going  to  leave  any  stock brokers smiling.)
t Why you should always run newspaper ads on a Tuesday!
t How to instantly increase your problem solving ability by 250%!
t How to live to be 110... and... still remember where you left your car keys!
t What people really want to buy! (In the 1920's a gentleman did some startling real-world research into what motivates people to buy the most. And you know what? It's the same today. It was the same 200, 2000, even 5000 years ago. Human nature doesn't change. And  once  you   know   what  people really want to buy... it's easy to get rich.)
t The best demographic group of people to sell to in America... by far!
t How to make yourself 100% judgment proof!
t How to slow down, stop and even reverse the aging process and regain and increase all the youthful energy, vitality and sexual passion you once enjoyed!
t How to profit... and... profit big... from the coming stock market bloodbath! (No, it's not over yet. It's going to get a lot worse... but... you can cash in while others lose their shirts.)
t Why understanding psychology is 1,000 times more important than understanding technology!
t The single-most important thing you must do... if... you seriously want to be rich!
t And much, much more!
Anyway, that's just a small (very tiny) sample of what you will find on this website. Go there immediately if you want to take a wealth and success journey that you've only dreamed about until now.

Remember, there's nothing to buy... no sponsored links... no pop-up ads... and... no registration needed. This website is "for real" 100% free.

***WARNING: Don't go to the website if you are offended by being told the truth, don't have an open mind, or will be put off by the occasional well-placed profanity. The truth  isn't always easy to take. And often, it's not pretty. If you are looking for "political correctness" instead of reality, this is NOT a website you should be reading.


Now let me ask you something, after all the millions of people who read USA Today read that ad, how many of them do you think will visit my website? Not only will they visit it, they'll keep coming back time after time after time. Why? Because my website really does contain honest-to-God, useful and unique information. And all of those hundreds of thousands of people will tell their friends... and soon... I expect my biggest problem will be...

Making Sure My Web Server Can
Handle All The Traffic!

I am already flooded every day with e-mails from people who want to do joint ventures with me, become clients, and everything else you can possibly imagine. You see, if you're really good at what you do, you don't even have to ask for business. You know a really good mechanic gets so much word-of-mouth publicity, he has a constant stream of strangers begging him to work on their cars. The same is true of a good copywriter/website publisher.

Last month, I said I hadn't been taking clients for a few years but I was going to start taking a few again. Even with my fee of $15,000 upfront plus 5% of gross sales, I have had a non-stop stream of clients. This was really surprising, even to me, until my new friend, Ed Dale, showed me how much traffic my website was getting.

Many of you know I don't believe in raising prices without warning. So, I'm telling you right now... this is your very last chance to ever hire me at my standard $15,000 upfront fee plus 5%. I've decided that eleven days after this newsletter appears on my website, I am doubling what I charge to $30,000 upfront and 10% of gross sales. And, after the ad you just read breaks in USA Today, my fees will most likely go much higher.

Here's the simple truth: If you have something to sell by direct marketing, all the elements of your success will be totally impotent unless somebody writes a great advertisement or sales letter for you. Good copywriters aren't expensive. In truth, they are "free" because of all the profit they make for their clients. Bad or even mediocre copywriting is extremely expensive. How so? Bad or even mediocre copywriting costs you time, money and lost opportunities.

So anyway, my old deal of $15,000 upfront plus 5% is only good for eleven more days.

You've Been Warned!

   Gary C. Halbert
P.S. If you have a website and want a copywriter to promote it for you, show him the ad you just read in this newsletter (and will see very soon in USA Today) and tell him you want an ad as good as this one.

Your chances of getting an ad that good (from a copywriter other than me) are approximately equal to the chances of Joe Polish getting laid by a good-looking woman with even a shred of self-respect and half a brain.


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