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Urgent Message 9/14/03 PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY!	Money Making Website Secrets You Will Never Learn From Anyone Else	Monster Website Profits
I Deserve A Black Belt In Self Pity!	The Dark Side Of Success!	Disaster Insurance!
Private Details About The Life Of Gary Halbert! What's good about the best of them!	Please unload weapons and Remove ski masks!	Sex and Money!
I can be a real asshole sometimes!	The Amazing Direct Mail Secret Of A Desperate Nerd From Ohio!	What's good about the best of them!
The Real Truth About Promoting A Website!	Let's See If We Can't Piss Somebody Off This Month... How About... Women?	You Don't Have To Get It Perfect, You Just Got To Get It Going!
You Can't Know What You Don't Know!	Vanity Radio!	The First Step If You Are At Ground Zero!
It Was A Veritable Orgy Of Ideas!	Giving It Your Best Shot On Your Very First Test!	Why You Must Eliminate The "Human Deadwood" From Your Life!
I Suggest You Commit "Image Suicide"!	Blitzkrieg "Paradigm" Change!	I Have Approximately The Same Talent For Management That A Pig Has For Solving Geometry Problems!
I Didn't Have To Masturbate To Get My Heart Started This Morning!	Improve Your Response Without Changing A Word Of Your Copy!	Price Is Relative!
"Grabbers!"	The ABC's Of Protecting Your Customer List!	A "Fighter Pilot" Attitude!
Little Blue Books!	Do It By The Numbers!	What Every Catalog Mailer Does Wrong!
Separating World-Class Copywriters From Lesser Brethren!	Are You Guilty Of Committing These 10 Stupid Things?	The Only Thing That Makes Any Positive Difference In Your Life!
How To Deal With "Nightmare Clients"!	How To Get AS Much Money As You Need To "Roll Out" Your Project And Get It Without Borrowing!	How To Get The Exact Name And Address of Every Man, Woman, And Child Who Is Ever Likely To Become One Of Your Customers!
How To Mail Up To 100,000 Letters Per Week At No Cost Whatsoever! (Not Even Postage)	How To Get Movie And TV Stars To Help You Sell Your Products And Services!	Why I Am The Best Copywriter Alive (I'm Even Better Than The Ones Who Are Dead)!
How To Cash In Big By Using Contests And Sweepstakes To Hype Your Promotions!	How To Use 976 Numbers To Get People To Pay To Hear Your Sales Pitch!	How To Get Yourself Or Your Product Featured On Cable TV At No Cost Whatsoever!
Grout Sponge!	Warning: This Is NOT A Newsletter!	All Post Offices Are NOT Created Equal!
Why You Must Avoid People Who Are Scared Shitless!	Meditation For Miserable People Who Want To Stay That Way!	How To Write Killer Headlines!
How To Live To Be 110... And...Still Remember Where You Left Your Car Keys!	The World Is Your Urinal!	How To Make More Money From A Website Than Any Sane Person Can Possibly Spend!
Financial Sodomy Inc.!	"The Suck"!	How To "Sweeten" Your Profits!
Guru Gary's Guide To Things To Think About When Times Are Tough!	A Few Marketing Secrets Never Before Revealed!	27 "Pearls-Of-Wisdom" That Will Help You Make A Fortune!
Another Issue About... Where The Money Is... And... How To Get It!	How To Use Cheap Little Classified Ads To Make As Much As $10,000 Per Day!	Where The Money Is... And... How To Get It!
Remember Y2K? I Sure Do... And... How I Was Wrong About It!	How To Make Your Newspaper Advertising 750% More Profitable!	The Two Most Important Direct Marketing Success Secrets In The World!
Why Multi-Level Marketing Sucks!	The Halbert Index!	How To Use Interesting Facts In Your Sales Messages To Sky Rocket Response!
Little "Automatic" Telephone Calls That Will Triple Your Sales!	Why The Best Way To Promote A Website Is Not The Internet!	How To Get A Product To Sell If You Don't Have One Already ... And... How To Get It For Nothing!
How To Make God Laugh... And... The World's Most Perfect Stock Trading System!	More Stock Trading Secrets!	How To Make Money With Your Personal Computer!
The Most Valuable Skill You Can Have In Today's World...If...You Want To Become Independently Wealthy!	Newsletter About Nothing!	Why "Thoughtless" Writing Is The Best Writing!
How You Should Start Everyday For The Rest Of Your Life!	When The Sun Comes Up... You Better Be Running!	I Bet Bill Gates Never Had A Good Piece Of Ass In His Life!
Let's Do The Twist!	Greatest Marketing Breakthrough Comes Out Of The Closet!	How To Make Your Ad In The Yellow Pages Pull In 400% More Business Than It Does Now- At No Extra Charge!
Neurological Imprinting!	The Difference Between Winners and Losers!	Hands On Experience For A Basic Education In Advertising Principles!
AIDA!	Pound-For-Pound The Most Cost Effective Block Of Space!	Boxes Of Nuggets!
The "BIG" Idea!	How To Set Up An Immediately-Profitable Website!	A Starving Crowd!